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Chuck Norris Wed, 14 November 2012 21:26
http://www.daysofwonder.com/memoir44/en/memoire_board/?id=9346

http://www.daysofwonder.com/memoir44/en/editor/view/?id=9346

Historical Background:
There is NO history. There is only what Chuck Norris makes happen.

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.

Briefing:
Chuck Norris cleans up all the Evil

Conditions of Victory:
Chuck Norris wins

Special Rules:
Chuck Norris has first turn.
Chuck Norris does not need any cards, he tells his opponent what he does. Evil dude can have as many cards as he likes - they will not save him.
Chuck rolls 6 dice and if he gets at least 1 infantry, 1 tank and 1 grenade he kills all units. He may re-roll as many times as he wishes.
Chuck Norris may move up to 112 hexes, if there is an enemy unit in the hex he moves into he wins and the unit is destroyed as if it had rolled 10 Flags.
If Chuck Norris wins an assault he may immediately do an armored overrun as if he were a Tank (Chuck Norris is a Battle tank) - He may do this as many times in a turn as he wishes and isn't restricted to once per turn as lesser tanks.
If Chuck Norris rolls any dice he scores the achievements - I LOVE PINEAPPLES, FLY, YOU FOOLS, STAR WARS.
Chuck Norris starts with the achievements - OVERRUN GOLD and THE MAN
Chuck Norris starts with the rank - Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

Scenario Bibliography:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com
gmail@chuck.norris

Warning:
Please note that this scenario was not approved by Richard Borg.

BECAUSE CHUCK NORRIS does not need his approvement.

Chuck Norris approved Memoir'44.

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Re:Chuck Norris Thu, 15 November 2012 00:49
Great scenario, Jokull, I will certainly spend some time around this one! I'm a little concerned about balance, though... Anyone else shares my fear?.. Baah, I could be exaggerating...
      
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  Re:Chuck Norris Thu, 15 November 2012 04:34
+1 Laughing

Thanks Chuck Norris to be here

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Re:Chuck Norris Thu, 15 November 2012 08:39
I really like your scenario, Jokull, but there's a little mistake. You really should put a bunker on the Berlin hex, I mean that's where Hitler hid, right?


Wink

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Re:Chuck Norris Thu, 15 November 2012 13:21
Nygaard wrote on Thu, 15 November 2012 02:39

I really like your scenario, Jokull, but there's a little mistake. You really should put a bunker on the Berlin hex, I mean that's where Hitler hid, right?


Wink

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Good catch Magnus, a bunker would make it historically accurate, however, it would not change the outcome as we know and the fact that Chuck Norris is involved throws historical accuracy out the window anyway.

Cool Laughing Laughing

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Re:Chuck Norris Thu, 15 November 2012 19:44
Time to post Chuck Norris his unit shield again Razz

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Re:Chuck Norris Thu, 15 November 2012 20:17
Jokull wrote on Wed, 14 November 2012 21:26



Warning:
Please note that this scenario was not approved by Richard Borg.

BECAUSE CHUCK NORRIS does not need his approvement.

Chuck Norris approved Memoir'44.




Jokull, you should add this label to your scenario:
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRZUSgHAbsacO1-ElJ0UuLH31ksPqRBq531hRduYjLwXGAl1DaqSA
      
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Re:Chuck Norris Thu, 15 November 2012 22:29
Laughing Laughing Laughing
      
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Re:Chuck Norris Thu, 15 November 2012 23:42
Glad to see some of you got it right and it even spurred some extra art!
      
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Re:Chuck Norris Thu, 15 November 2012 23:54
I don't have enough figures to play this scenario. Crying or Very Sad

And a little rules question: Is Chuck Norris allowed to attack the Russians?

(who can give the best Chuch Norris answer to that question?)
      
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Re:Chuck Norris Fri, 16 November 2012 00:05
Quit2 wrote on Thu, 15 November 2012 17:54

I don't have enough figures to play this scenario. Crying or Very Sad

And a little rules question: Is Chuck Norris allowed to attack the Russians?

(who can give the best Chuch Norris answer to that question?)



Chuck Norris says:"Then you better buy enough Memoir '44 stuff so you do have enough figures or I'll come over and bust ya a new one! And those Ruskis too!"

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT6e864KoXhqSiR33JbanZnkYN9DOGz6_dLda499PgazFePSyH3KQ

Twisted Evil Laughing

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Re:Chuck Norris Fri, 16 November 2012 00:17
Na, like any good extras, just reuse them Wink

Jökull

      
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Re:Chuck Norris Fri, 16 November 2012 07:17
Quit2 wrote on Thu, 15 November 2012 23:54

I don't have enough figures to play this scenario. Crying or Very Sad

And a little rules question: Is Chuck Norris allowed to attack the Russians?

(who can give the best Chuch Norris answer to that question?)


The short answer: Chuck Norris is allowed to attack the Russians if he wants to.


The long one:
When the Russians get wise to the fact Chuck Norris is on the battlefield they immediately sober up. Quite an accomplishment and a most unusual state for most of them. (Yes, you read it correctly, not all of them) All of them will then immediately go of to find something to drink in remote area's such as Siberia or Kamsjatka. The battlemap suggest that Chuck Attacks from European direction, In the event he crosses over directly from the USA to Kamsjatka (The "Chuck Norris surprise Attack Option" not mentioned in the rules, but the possibility is there) the Russians will open a path for him to Moskva and will go to either Siberia or Mongolia (Maybe some gathering of defeated and downcast troops around the Black sea also.) This maneuver is known as: "Parting the Red Sea"
Stalin Isolated and Alone in Moskou will undergo the same fate as Hitler in Berlin.

What fate you ask?
Read the backside of troops card number 1(no the other Troops card: number ONE) CHUCK NORRIS.
Not for the faint of heart and with a 18+ rating.


      
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Re:Chuck Norris Fri, 16 November 2012 18:12
Jeronimon wrote on Fri, 16 November 2012 06:17



In the event he crosses over directly from the USA to Kamsjatka (The "Chuck Norris surprise Attack Option" not mentioned in the rules, but the possibility is there)





The map set up is only a suggestion, if Chuck Norris wants he can enter where he likes or just skip the map all together and just roundhouse the figures.
      
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Re:Chuck Norris Tue, 27 November 2012 14:46
Jokull écrit le Fri, 16 November 2012 18:12

roundhouse the figures.


roundhouse you said ? Very Happy
      
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Re:Chuck Norris Tue, 27 November 2012 18:57
Laughing Laughing Laughing
      
    
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