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stevens

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Re:Worst dice
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Sun, 03 March 2013 18:00

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I like the fact that the pendant is a black heart. Appropriate!
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trentdep

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Re:Worst dice
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Mon, 04 March 2013 07:49

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How many dice do we need to hope to miss with?
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Jeronimon

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Re:Worst dice
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Mon, 04 March 2013 12:52

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Dear Lucky Duck,
Firstly: challenge accepted!
Secondly, what would constitute a worse performance, I myself would go for more turns at 0% or more dice at 0%.
By the way you mentioned how many dice your opponent threw, but not how many you threw.
Topping either one would be a feat of unluck in itself.
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sam1812

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Re:Worst dice
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Mon, 04 March 2013 14:23

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| Lucky Duck wrote on Sun, 03 March 2013 11:40 | ...But first, a challenge! If ANYONE out there has ever had a worse game, I will award that player with a special, one of a kind "Unlucky Duck" medal. For now, I claim it as my own.
The scenario was "Battle of Termoli" which is in SFTF, and I was playing as the Allies. In 8 turns, I rolled 0%, and lost the battle 0-6. That's right, 8 turns, no hits, while my opponent rolled 49 times and scored 22 times. The odds of this occurring are so astronomically improbable that I can't come up with enough 0's after the decimal. Somewhere, a group of Chimpanzees are attempting to type the collected works of Shakespeare,and they have better odds of succeeding than rolling 0% in 8 turns.
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In all fairness, the game was 9 turns between the two players, so you had only 4 turns ... you only rolled 11 dice, most or all of them were against tanks ... and on the last turn you moved an artillery with a Recon-1 instead of playing TFH.
The odds of missing a tank with 11 shots are only about 1 in 86. Pathetic, but not even on the Richter scale, compared to some of the other reports on this thread.
However, I do like the German tank on turn 3 moving through the mountain and directly to level ground. (Someone should tell the author of that scenario that mountains aren't supported yet.)
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trentdep

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Re:Worst dice
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Mon, 04 March 2013 17:27

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We're talking about 11 dice against armor?
One more engagement which - apparently, could have, should have been taken ( TFH ) and we'd be talking about a 20% hit rate... Hardly ~ Special Medal ~ worthy IMO...
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stevens

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Mon, 04 March 2013 20:36

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This thread is starting to sound a little sappy, like the old Monty Python skit where each man BRAGGED about how hard life was and how his misery was greater than his companions:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo
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Artimon

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Re:Worst dice
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Mon, 04 March 2013 20:46

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| trentdep écrit le Mon, 04 March 2013 17:27 | We're talking about 11 dice against armor?
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What, Lucky duck, you are claiming this medal for only 11 dices missed !!
Please have a look on this link :
http://www.daysofwonder.com/memoir44-online/fr/battle/?id=31 823332#replay:turn=3
That's what I call a total missed throw : 16 dices against tank without any shot !! I claim your medal !!
The more funny is that this game was totaly calamitous for both side. Lot missed dices during all the game !
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trentdep

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Re:Worst dice
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Mon, 04 March 2013 22:12

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Yeah but...
What's in the box !?!?!?
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stevens

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Jeronimon

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Mon, 04 March 2013 23:08

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Seems a waste to use such a large box for just one kid. Or was the box full and is this just the leftover kid?
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Artimon

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Mon, 04 March 2013 23:34

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You are certainly very close from the truth. In the box is the kid I stayed - who like a lot games (strategy games for sure !) - even if I don't look like anymore when I'm looking myself in a mirror
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trentdep

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Re:Worst dice
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Tue, 05 March 2013 08:18

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| Jeronimon wrote on Mon, 04 March 2013 17:08 | Seems a waste to use such a large box for just one kid. Or was the box full and is this just the leftover kid?
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Perhaps this was the winner of the ~ Baby Eat Baby ~ lightning round?...?
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Dietrich von Kleist

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Tue, 05 March 2013 22:26

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| trentdep wrote on Mon, 04 March 2013 22:12 | Yeah but...
What's in the box !?!?!?
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I think it's a box full of demolished dice
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Artimon

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Wed, 06 March 2013 20:02

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| Dietrich von Kleist écrit le Tue, 05 March 2013 22:26 |
| trentdep wrote on Mon, 04 March 2013 22:12 | Yeah but...
What's in the box !?!?!?
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I think it's a box full of demolished dice

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Almost, you have forgotten the torn cards !
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Dietrich von Kleist

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Lucky Duck

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Re:Worst dice
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Sun, 24 March 2013 21:31

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Hmmm, good points. I was thinking that the worst luck comes from a combination of bad dice AND bad cards. That's why I considered losing a six medal battle on turn 9 vs. the AI with a 0% hit rate the worst luck ever. I hadn't considered that I only rolled 11 times. Missing for 11 straight rolls is certainly within the realm of reasonable - reasonably unlucky that is - but not unheard of.
Having recently enjoyed a run of the other kind of luck - the good kind - and been promoted to Brigadier in the process - I feel there are many players out there more deserving of the 'Heart of Darkness' medal than yours truly. Therefore, I pass it on to Dietrich Von Kliest - if for no other reason than he may find a way to pretty it up a bit and add it to his rack of other medals and ribbons. That is something I'd like to see.
Signed, Your once again,
Lucky Duck
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Dietrich von Kleist

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Re:Worst dice
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Mon, 25 March 2013 12:17

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| Lucky Duck wrote on Sun, 24 March 2013 21:31 |
Having recently enjoyed a run of the other kind of luck - the good kind - and been promoted to Brigadier in the process - I feel there are many players out there more deserving of the 'Heart of Darkness' medal than yours truly. Therefore, I pass it on to Dietrich Von Kliest - if for no other reason than he may find a way to pretty it up a bit and add it to his rack of other medals and ribbons. That is something I'd like to see.
Signed, Your once again,
Lucky Duck
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May I suggest this design?
It's based on the German medal for injuries (Verwundetenabzeichen).
The black heart is pierced by 2 swords and entangled in golden barbed wire. For a symbol of bad luck this can count I suppose.

And the ribbon that comes with it:

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Artimon

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Re:Worst dice
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Mon, 25 March 2013 13:55

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Very nice, Dietrich, I adopt it !
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Dietrich von Kleist

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Re:Worst dice
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Mon, 25 March 2013 17:12
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My avatar freshly decorated with the "Black Heart" after a frustrating battle with rotten cards and lousy dice
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