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Chuck Norris Wed, 14 November 2012 21:26


Historical Background:
There is NO history. There is only what Chuck Norris makes happen.

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.

Chuck Norris cleans up all the Evil

Conditions of Victory:
Chuck Norris wins

Special Rules:
Chuck Norris has first turn.
Chuck Norris does not need any cards, he tells his opponent what he does. Evil dude can have as many cards as he likes - they will not save him.
Chuck rolls 6 dice and if he gets at least 1 infantry, 1 tank and 1 grenade he kills all units. He may re-roll as many times as he wishes.
Chuck Norris may move up to 112 hexes, if there is an enemy unit in the hex he moves into he wins and the unit is destroyed as if it had rolled 10 Flags.
If Chuck Norris wins an assault he may immediately do an armored overrun as if he were a Tank (Chuck Norris is a Battle tank) - He may do this as many times in a turn as he wishes and isn't restricted to once per turn as lesser tanks.
If Chuck Norris rolls any dice he scores the achievements - I LOVE PINEAPPLES, FLY, YOU FOOLS, STAR WARS.
Chuck Norris starts with the achievements - OVERRUN GOLD and THE MAN
Chuck Norris starts with the rank - Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

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Please note that this scenario was not approved by Richard Borg.

BECAUSE CHUCK NORRIS does not need his approvement.

Chuck Norris approved Memoir'44.

[Updated on: Thu, 15 November 2012 23:38]


  Chuck Norris  JokullWed, 14 November 2012 21:26
  Re:Chuck Norris clorofilaThu, 15 November 2012 00:49
  Re:Chuck Norris AugagneurThu, 15 November 2012 04:34
  Re:Chuck Norris NygaardThu, 15 November 2012 08:39
  Re:Chuck Norris Clexton27Thu, 15 November 2012 13:21
  Re:Chuck Norris Dietrich von KleistThu, 15 November 2012 19:44
  Re:Chuck Norris Dietrich von KleistThu, 15 November 2012 20:17
  Re:Chuck Norris ArtimonThu, 15 November 2012 22:29
  Re:Chuck Norris JokullThu, 15 November 2012 23:42
  Re:Chuck Norris Quit2Thu, 15 November 2012 23:54
  Re:Chuck Norris Clexton27Fri, 16 November 2012 00:05
  Re:Chuck Norris JeronimonFri, 16 November 2012 07:17
  Re:Chuck Norris JokullFri, 16 November 2012 18:12
  Re:Chuck Norris hdescavernesTue, 27 November 2012 14:46
  Re:Chuck Norris Erik UitdebroeckTue, 27 November 2012 18:57
  Re:Chuck Norris JokullFri, 16 November 2012 00:17
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