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Peter de Zeeuw
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Back From Somewhere In The Deep Heart Of Asia / Léachrism Wed, 07 February 2007 12:53
Friends, enemies and train addicts around the globe,

Of course you have all been wondering where your hero, The Ideal Son-Outlaw, went, since he has been M.I.A. for a few weeks. Well, beloved audience, it's time for me to come clean. Let me tell you the reason of my absence...

A couple of weeks ago I had to make a radical decision. My life was a mess, and although I was still trying to hide it, I had reached the stage where I could no longer pretend. Something had to be done.
For quite some time now I was walking around in a catatonic state of mind with bags under my eyes the size of quarter pounders. My hands couldn't stop shaking, I suffered from mood swings, spontaneous nosebleeds and I had lumps all over my body. I woke up sick in the morning and I started to shiver at the end of each workday, knowing I had to stop playing TTR and go home. At night, when I lied in bed, I heard trains and the voices of those that defeated me that day laughing in my head, mocking and humiliating me.
Things were escalating and my private life suffered under this. I seldom ate a good meal in the evening, because I usually stayed at work until our building closed at 11 p.m. I didn't shower (much) and even my neighbor's wife and kids left me.

Knowing that something had to be done, I went to see my doctor and practically begged him for help. He examined my fingernails and took a close look into my left ear... "Mr. De Zeeuw, I see what the problem is here." He said. I went like: "Oh my God! How much longer do I have to go! TELL ME!" He said: "Don't worry, you'll live. But you are suffering from 'Léachrism'. This is a new phenomenon as of lately. I have heard about a few other cases in France and Germany, but as far as I know it's not a fatal disease."
Finally knowing what was wrong with me gave me a sense of relieve. It also humbled me. Me, mighty D.I.S., now had to face the facts and admit he was suffering from Léachrism. I had never felt so small... Well, except for maybe that one time when I took a shower in the middle of the winter and I suddenly ran out of hot water. Brrr!
My doctor advised me an Eastern specialist somewhere in the deep heart of Asia and also told me to clean my ears more often. And that's where I have been the last couple of weeks... somewhere in the deep heart of Asia.

Somewhere in the deep heart of Asia, early January, I met this guy, Confucius Fo Shizzle Ma Nizzle. I just called him Bert. That was because he had only one eyebrow that went from his left to his right ear. And, yes, it was very distracting every now and then. Bert was a specialist in the old martial arts of train combat. But he did not only teach me new skills to eliminate and humiliate my opponent with, he also taught me virtues like self-control and patience. "Don't fixate on being number 1, Peter-san", he said, "when Green Dragon say you be number 1, you be number 1. All in time, Peter-san, all in time..." I couldn't figure out what he was saying back then. I thought he was referring to that big booger hanging from his nose, so I was constantly waiting for it to speak. (And, yes... that too was very distracting.) I can't say I have totally figured it out now, but I can see the essence of his wisdom: I just have to be patient and one day the number 1 spot will be mine. Yes... I am truly enlightened.

So now I have returned to the scene of deadly mortal train combat, backstabbing forum politics and obscene lobby insults. Cured from my Léachrism and bigger, better and faster as ever. Yes, I can honestly say I have my life back on track. (No pun intended. Although, actually... pun intended! Haha! Gawd, I'm funny!)

Kids, I'm back. And all I have to say is that it is OK to listen to gay music, as long as you don't act gay. Just obey your parents, floss your teeth and shave your armpits. And no matter what people say: canned vegetables DO have vitamins in them. Fo shizzle!

Very Happy

Your hero,

D.I.S.

      
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Re:Back From Somewhere In The Deep Heart Of Asia / Léachrism Wed, 07 February 2007 13:22
Hi

Who the heck is this man? Another of the Baron's account? Wink

bye, erps

Good to see you are back...
      
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Re:Back From Somewhere In The Deep Heart Of Asia / Léachrism Wed, 07 February 2007 14:39
Peter de Zeeuw écrit le Wed, 07 February 2007 12:53

A couple of weeks ago I had to make a radical decision. My life was a mess
I was walking around with bags under my eyes the size of quarter pounders.
My hands couldn't stop shaking,
I suffered from mood swings,
spontaneous nosebleeds
lumps all over my body.
I woke up sick in the morning and I started to shiver at the end of each workday, knowing I had to stop playing TTR and go home.
when I lied in bed, I heard trains and the voices of those that defeated me that day laughing in my head, mocking and humiliating me.
Things were escalating and my private life suffered under this.
I seldom ate a good meal in the evening, because I usually stayed at work until our building closed at 11 p.m.
I didn't shower (much)
my neighbor's wife and kids left me.

I went to see my doctor
He said:
But you are suffering from 'Léachrism'.




Poor little peter, I have bad news for you !

your doctor is a charlatan !!!!

these are not the symptoms of léachrism !!!!


I was walking around with bags under my eyes the size of quarter pounders. my bags are much larger
My hands couldn't stop shaking, all my body is shaking
I suffered from mood swings, this one YES Laughing
spontaneous nosebleeds NEVER : only [bip]bleeds
lumps all over my body. Laughing YES
I woke up sick in the morning and I started to shiver at the end of each workday, knowing I had to stop playing TTR and go home.Léachris doesn't play TTR anymore
when I lied in bed, I heard trains and the voices of those that defeated me that day laughing in my head, mocking and humiliating me.I only hear you telling me sweet words Wink
Things were escalating and my private life suffered under this.
I seldom ate a good meal in the evening, because I usually stayed at work until our building closed at 11 p.m. why should I leave my work ?
I didn't shower (much) I NEVER shower
my neighbor's wife and kids left me.my neighbor's wife is still with me Wink

Have a nice day and change of doctor Laughing

And one dutch lover, one !

Love Laughing Love
      
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Re:Back From Somewhere In The Deep Heart Of Asia / Léachrism Wed, 07 February 2007 14:46
pETER !!!

nice to see you back on the board Very Happy
      
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Re:Back From Somewhere In The Deep Heart Of Asia / Léachrism Wed, 07 February 2007 15:13
Nice to see you're back *hug Peter*

Hope we will play together sometimes Very Happy

      
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Re:Back From Somewhere In The Deep Heart Of Asia / Léachrism Wed, 07 February 2007 15:29
Nice to see that some things stay the same Wink
      
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Re:Back From Somewhere In The Deep Heart Of Asia / Léachrism Wed, 07 February 2007 16:15
Peeeeteeeer !!! Laughing

I am so glad you're back !! Now that the Baron has left me, at least you are back to comfort and defend me, should the need arise.

I missed you terribly and was ready to send out a search party!

Welcome back, darling, and hope you stay with us for a while now.

And contrary to what you say: I don't mind straight people, as long as they act gay in public!Razz

Love ya more than ever,

Monika


PS: And before anyone starts wondering -- no I am not!!
      
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Re:Back From Somewhere In The Deep Heart Of Asia / Léachrism Wed, 07 February 2007 17:21
HEY D.I.S.

welcome back
not having seen you around i was really afraid you might have gotten married ..........

phewwwww

glad to hear your absence was only due to some mental disorder (nothing new then Very Happy ) - everything else would have been a great shock !

See you next lunch break - looking foreward to next Royal Rumble Twisted Evil

      
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Re:Back From Somewhere In The Deep Heart Of Asia / Léachrism Wed, 07 February 2007 19:35
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Back From Somewhere In The Deep Heart Of Asia


PETERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... errrrrr... Come back!!!!! Rolling Eyes Laughing Wink

Krill, J-3 before magical DoW turns her into a guest again... Confused
      
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Re:Back From Somewhere In The Deep Heart Of Asia / Léachrism Thu, 08 February 2007 03:12
Peter! Welcome back my friend. Let's play... I need some points!
      
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Re:Back From Somewhere In The Deep Heart Of Asia / Léachrism Thu, 08 February 2007 06:36
ah too bad Peter you don't want to be number 1 anymore. Have you wanted to be in the top 20? Have you made it there before? It's a sweet sweet view.

Give me a call and I'll tell you all about it.

C
      
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Loved Fri, 09 February 2007 18:03
Oh, look! Feedback! I feel...... loved. Love

Erps, thank you, but your recent quote ("I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you" -- quite a mouth full) worries me. What have you done so terribly wrong in my absence that made you make yourself a martyr like this? Don't humble yourself like this. You are an intellectual god! Behave like one. Now! Hack their pc's and consume them with spam! Mad

Léachris, you foxy retired tigress! Merci for your response. I can tell you still have a soft spot for me. And why shouldn't you? I'm adorable! Yes, we may have had our differences in the past, but it's like they say: you always hurt the ones you love most. Wink
But I hope you are doing better now. And come and play TTR again sometime! I miss playing against you!

Monika! Yes, of course I will still defend your honor. If I'm not busy defending anyone else's. But you can call off the search party now. Very thoughtful of you though.

Masimo... Laughing
Yes, I'm still single (ladies... Howie). I haven't found my 'Zugbegleiterin' yet. I hope we play some good old rumbles again during lunchtime too!

Krill! Heavyweight Multiplayer Champion of the World! I'm soooooo PROUD of you! You've done it, my mysterious shrimp! I hope we engage in some Royal Rumble action again soon. I like you, but I like your points better. And now that you have plenty of them... Very Happy

Cameron (or Baron), it's awesome that you are a top 20 player now. Of course, I would be too if I had a new account every week so I could start all over again with a clean win/loss sheet. Very impressive. Bored

Thank you all. You too 'Großer Freund' Shamogi, 'Kleiner Freund' Rolli, my first real TTR friend Thadd and American Patriot SKMorefield.

Lots of love and see you on the tracks!

D.I.S.
      
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Re:Loved Sat, 10 February 2007 05:14
ah my "friend" Peter. You have been gone too long. Perhaps you missed the posts regarding how starting over has not helped me at all. Every time you start over you start at 1500. I was above that every single time with the i.d. where the web card expired or the personal had to be expired.

but what about the first 20 games you ask????

Go look at them. In every case for some odd reason I did HORRIBLY in my first 20 games. I usually lost 60% to 75% of them. Very odd but very true.

So that did not help it hurt. Nevertheless I was able to claw my way back up from those defeats and reach the front page. Even with my numerous multi games.

I invite you to join me in these multis, or a best of 11, one on one games or on the front page.

Now that you seem to be more mentally balanced I am sure you will be able to make it there soon. No later than 2017 at the very latest.

Love ya like the insane dutch religious nut son I never had,

Cameron
      
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Re:Loved Tue, 13 February 2007 14:35
Hi

Peter de Zeeuw schrieb am Fri, 09 February 2007 18:03

Oh, look! Feedback! I feel...... loved. Love

Erps, thank you, but your recent quote ("I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you" -- quite a mouth full) worries me. What have you done so terribly wrong in my absence that made you make yourself a martyr like this? Don't humble yourself like this. You are an intellectual god! Behave like one. Now! Hack their pc's and consume them with spam! Mad




Of course i am an intellectual god, but contrary to other participants in this forum i am able to learn from my errors and trying to change my behaviour Wink

But you are right, the time of grief is gone! My work is back to normal! Change of signature imminent! Back to the roots!

bye, erps

      
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Re:Loved Tue, 13 February 2007 15:13
I do not really think you can go "back to the roots" anymore... Confused
Back to the roots meant, you would do things like you did before (what?). But very very much things here has been changed... and will always change... so... where are these roots you want to go back to ? Wink
      
    
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